Wednesday, November 25, 2015

FUNERARY BOX "Nefarious Artifacts" Cassette is now available!

Two new spools of Satanic rock music!
FUNERARY BOX "Nefarious Artifacts" Tape - Nine noxious new tracks of casket-crushing black / death metal. Inhale the stench of creeping rot and submit your brain to sadistic visions of death! Hate, mockery and self-immolation via malfunctioning flamethrower to you all. Superior-sounding professionally made tapes!

Click HERE to listen and HERE to buy. Also just released:

KUOLEMAN NYPLÄÄJÄT “Seksikäs Kuoleman Leiri” Tape - Seven grotesque hymns of corpse-grinding sewer metal originally recorded in 2010 by an international summit of morbid perverts from Finland, Sweden and Kentucky but lost in the vaults until now. Mastered by Dan Randall at Mammoth Sound Studio with artwork from Madman Rob Nabbe.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / FINAL EXIT split 7" EP is now available!

Lovely noisecore.
Legendary Japanese weirdos FINAL EXIT get down with hard rockin' Kentucky ultracore bomber ERECTILE DEMENTIA for a grand mess of unrepentant noisecore superiority! Maximum slaughter from start to finish. All copies pressed on "Stygian Midnight Onyx" vinyl for the very latest in high-fidelity "Audiophile" grade ear sodomy. Get 'em while they're HOT.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

PESTILENT ENDEAVORS "Adult Onset Death" Tape - SOLD OUT!!!

PESTILENT ENDEAVORS "Adult Onset Death" Tape
A hot new spool of pharmaceutical rock awaits your stereo! PESTILENT ENDEAVORS "Adult Onset Death" features twenty one tracks of diseased punk weirdness. Why get ill and go die when we've got the cure right here? Professionally dubbed and printed cassettes. FDA-approved rock music. Concocted in the laboratories of Backwoods Butcher and Wheelchair Full Of Old Men. Increase your life expectancy by having your prescription filled today.

SOLD OUT!!!

Thursday, July 16, 2015

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / STABBED TO DEATH split 7" EP is now available!

STABBED TO DEATH / ERECTILE DEMENTIA split 7" EP
STABBED TO DEATH lets loose with a proper batch of fast-as-fuck scrotum rippin' thrash that brings to mind HERESY, SOB and THE RAMONES molesting each other behind a Waffle House dumpster. ERECTILE DEMENTIA penetrates your auricular orifices with nine blasphemous tracks of teeth-gnashing noisecore misery and death. The war on piss-weak adult contemporary bore-core remains very fucking horrendous. All copies pressed on a veritable rainbow of super-fruity "Psychedelic Reactor Meltdown" colored vinyl. Get your copy HERE!!!

Monday, June 8, 2015

Two new ERECTILE DEMENTIA 7" EPs now available!


ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Dismal Visions" 7" EP - Twenty-three bursts of barn-burning delirium! A schizo amalgamation of inept noisecore and idiotic rock n' roll ready to escort your daughter to the dance. Brought to you by the international terror triad of No Fucking Labels, Rescued From Life and Backwoods Butcher Records!

ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Kiss Every Ass" 7" EP - 
Twelve more beautiful blasts of blood-thirsty rock n' roll noisecore! Spastic out-freakage for the 
discerning maniac. These are the exact same tracks from the sold-out "Mongoloid Handjob" cassette remastered, repackaged and sold back to you yet again on the bourgeois vinyl format as part of an elaborate international conspiracy to rip you off and milk the underground for profit. Brutal as all get out.

Listen HERE and then go buy 'em HERE. Cheaper postage for folks overseas from No Fucking Labels!

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

BRODY'S MILITIA "Covered In Violence" CD is now available!


From the thermonuclear caterwauling thrash of the early years to the hard rockin' chainsaw barbarity of the current abomination, these recordings span the first decade (2001-2010) of BRODY’S MILITIA’s career of rampant idiocy! This superior CD version was mastered by Dan Randall at Mammoth Sound for the ultimate in sledgehammer sound and includes the split 7"s with RUPTURE and NUNSLAUGHTER plus the "Tribute Through Butchery" EP for added bonus value.
CD Tracklist:
01. I Fucken Hate You (RUPTURE) 
02. Satanic Slut / Burning Away (NUNSLAUGHTER) 
03. Spare Change (ANTiSEEN) 
04. The KKK Took My Baby Away (RAMONES) 
05. Scum (NAPALM DEATH) 
06. This Ain't The Summer Of Love (BLUE OYSTER CULT)
07. Dazed And Confused (LED ZEPPELIN) / I Live Just My Life (DEATH SIDE) 
08. Fuck All Y'all (ANTiSEEN) 
09. Riding With The Driver (MOTORHEAD) 
10. Outro Sucks (CRASS) 
11. Green Goblin (RUPTURE) 
12. Earth's Dead So Stop Crying (RUPTURE) 
13. Sick Of Fucken Shit (RUPTURE) 
14. We Like To Generalize (RUPTURE) 
15. MRR Is CIA (RUPTURE) 
16. Morbid Tales (CELTIC FROST) 
17. Ready To Fuck (SARCOFAGO) 
18. Sick Of Fucken Shit (RUPTURE) 
19. Ugly American (ANTiSEEN) 
20. Strange Pursuits (DEVO) 
21. Funeral Chant (SOCKEYE) 
22. World Up My Ass (THE CIRCLE JERKS) 
23. No Machine Trouble (TETSU ARRAY) 
24. D.S.F.A. (ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT) 
25. Alcoholic Survival (HELLNATION) 
26. Trashed (BLACK SABBATH)

This CD was released by Trauma Records from Columbia. I am sold out of copies myself but you can get in touch directly with the label for wholesale, trades and possible cheaper postage overseas. 

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

PONTIUS PIRATE "Pterodactyl Island" LP is now available!


Seventeen tracks of bad vibes and sinister sounds from two of the wizards who brought you SOCKEYE and FOSSIL FUEL plus one other idiot. Even the most hearing-impaired fans of early BUTTHOLE SURFERS, JERRY CLOWER and severely-damaged HAWKWIND records will find it challenging to endure this nightmare soundtrack of regressive retard rock in one sitting. Explore the lowest depths of alcohol-fueled dementia while simultaneously reaching new heights of terrifying pleasure in ways previously thought impossible! Somewhere between bewildering annoyance and absolute brilliance lies PONTIUS PIRATE. Could this be the record that finally ruins music for you completely? Dab the wound, wipe away the vomit and order without hesitation. Like a real man do!
BUY here.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

FUNERARY BOX split 7" EP with VICKERS - SOLD OUT!!!

FUNERARY BOX / VICKERS split 7" EP
Titans of sadistic morbidity FUNERARY BOX commit three acts of unrepentant mongo metal molestation while Midwestern hair-burning cultists VICKERS form the rainbow bridge between vile black metal and violent noisecore. Die forever in miserable agony! A savage slice of true underground barbarity and a memorable battle in the ongoing war on good taste. Released by New England's finest peddlers of horrendous sounds, Give Praise Records!

I'm sold out but you might find a copy over at Give Praise Records or directly from the VICKERS death squad.