FUNERARY BOX / C.S.M.D. split 7" EP - SOLD OUT.

Now available from RESCUED FROM LIFE RECORDS!

Neanderthal black / death metal cult FUNERARY BOX returns from the abyss with the massively morbid track "Fuck The Moon" while Dutchtopian astral noise horde CROWD SURFERS MUST DIE offers up a cruel batch of cosmic curses entitled "Bestial Invaders". Outer space skull sodomy that is sure to satiate even the most blood-lustful sickos and Satanic perverts! Limited to 300 copies pressed. Deathly "Colour Out Of Space" white vinyl for the first few lucky mail order mutants!

I'm sold out but you can still get a copy from Rescued From Life Records or No Fucking Labels.

V/A "The Mongoloid Handjob" Cassette - SOLD OUT.

Four-way split cassette of ultimate idiot sounds featuring ERECTILE DEMENTIA, ZITSQUATCH, CAPTAIN THREE LEG and PROSTHETIC YOUTH. The absolute worst of the worst from some of the dumbest names in noisy garbage! Ten minutes of brand new nonsense from each of these heavy hitters. Professionally dubbed tapes with full color covers and stupid little black and white booklets full of useless information and juvenile artwork. A thoughtfully-crafted musical celebration of culture and class.

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ERECTILE DEMENTIA "58 Song Demo"- SOLD OUT.

Fifty eight bursts of horrendous low brow ear slaughter! Professionally dubbed and printed cassettes, mastered at Dead Air Studio and limited to one hundred hand-numbered copies. For fans of inept and immature noisecore a la SORE THROAT, GORE BEYOND NECROPSY, SENSELESS APOCALYPSE, broken shards of black metal, 70's rock fragments, brain damage, mental retardation, etc. 


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FUNERARY BOX "Befouling Consecrated Ground" 7" EP - SOLD OUT.

Five new tracks of weird and raw black / death metal hell from FUNERARY BOX. Limited to 300 copies all on black vinyl with a pocket sleeve and insert. Copies are available from No Fucking Labels in The Netherlands and Bestial Burst in Finland.

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FUNERARY BOX "Hell-Hammered Horror" 12" MLP - SOLD OUT.

FUNERARY BOX 'Hell-Hammered Horror" 12" MLP - Godless death-mongers will grovel in orgasmic misery before the throne of FUNERARY BOX! Akin to smoking methamphetamines directly out of Lucifer’s mighty cock, there will be no room left in your throat for even a single feeble scream as this relentless battery of unapologetic mongoloid metal hammers your skull into a frothy pink pulp. Primitive barbarian violence performed by mentally-crippled cretins driven to blood lust by the moldering sonic curses of VENOM, SHUB NIGGURATH, IMPETIGO, NUCLEAR DEATH, SARCOFAGO and beer. These eight torrid tracks (including a cover of THE ROLLING STONES "Undercover Of The Night") make up a slab of abysmal filth guaranteed to sodomize every other pussy record in your pathetic collection. The entire pressing comes carved in black vinyl with a traditional black and white album cover, lyric sheet and no fucking retarded MP3 download card or any other bullshit gimmickry. Adult contemporary art house metal fuck off; this is belligerent blasphemous noise custom crafted for knuckle dragging neanderthal scum.

"Invocation Of Obscene Gods" Volume Three - SOLD OUT.

The new issue is ready to order! 64 professionally printed pages of punk and metal filth for the literate idiot! Featuring brand new interviews with COCKNOOSE, AUTOPSY, BREATHILIZOR, SKULLHOG, VICKERS, Steveggs of P.O.E. / NUTSCREAMER, another installment of "Throwback Flashback" with RUPTURE, more GEROGERIGEGEGE obsession, a live report from CSMD, general wisdom from Dr. Jason Wade, stupid columns and reviews of awful records. A cavalcade of maturity and good taste!

BRODY'S MILITIA "Cycle Of Hate" 7" EP - SOLD OUT.

Six brand new studio tracks of brutal punk rock from this long-running terrorist cult. Chainsaw thrash and cut throat rock n' roll expertly blended for the finest in violent musical celebration on your stereo. Includes the sledge hammer smash hit "Riding Out Of Hell" featuring guest crooners Don of the Dead and Jim Sadist from NUNSLAUGHTER. A sadistic barbarian freak out with endless ripping guitars and a duel-throated vocal attack vomiting out pure venom and hate. No limp dick color-by-numbers weak shit. Limited to 444 copies all on peckerwood white wax.