TUMESCENT CADAVER "Thoroughly Deceased Forever" 12" LP - DEBUT ALBUM OUT NOW!!!

Fuckin' barbaric high-speed thrash of the apocalyptic punk rock variety! Thirteen tracks of bloodthirsty chainsaw hardcore heavily dosed with acid-damaged southern rock death cult violence, suicidal guitar heroics and a fanatical penchant for frantic skull-exploding blasphemy. For fans of THE ACCÜSED, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT and CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER being simultaneously aurally-sodomized by the rotting remains of LYNYRD SKYNYRD in hell. Beer drinkers and church burners prepare to get the fuck on down. CLICK HERE to order!!!

"Scatology" Fanzine Issue #2 (2021) interview with Backwoods Butcher Records now online.

CLICK HERE to peruse a brilliant lil' bout of textual discourse conducted a few years back between yours truly and longtime comrade in madness, Dopi from LEPROPHILIA.

LEPROPHILIAC meets SPASTIC AMOEBAS split CD - OUT NOW!!!

An interdimensional shockwave of festering filth and telekinetic molestation! Spanish corpse collectors LEPROPHILIAC unearth their casket crawling chaos with four massive death grinding epics slathered in the sultry sound of disease and dread. Innard-chewers and bone lickers will rot united in fatal ecstasy! SPASTIC AMOEBAS return from beyond the realms of good taste with a vicious barrage of frantic schizophrenia sure to delight both the criminally insane and deaf people with equal aplomb. Roaring sexual perversion and pinpoint killing precision in one pulsating package of frenetic thrash! Includes exhilarating original cover artwork by Nor Prego and a twelve page insert booklet full of lyrics, art, photos of dead bodies and other esoteric wisdom not intended for Christians, posers or other limp dick wimps. The full-tilt cosmic power of underground rock n’ roll duality spews triumphantly forth with zero discretion for your feeble inhibitions. Available from the EXCITING NEW ONLINE DEATHCAMP for effortless instant buying gratification.

BRODY'S MILITIA - 25th Anniversary Career Retrospective "Failure After Failure" Pro-CDR - SOLD OUT.

Celebrate the 25th anniversary of this bloody fucking mess of high-speed chainsaw thrash! Crack a shitty room temperature domestic beer and revel in the unwashed power of this forty track career retrospective. Fifteen years of head trauma neatly wrapped up in one slick little pro-CDR Digipak. Free with all orders while supplies last. Offer not valid to posers or wimps. SOLD OUT!!!

TUMESCENT CADAVER "Titillating Remains" Demo Cassette - OUT NOW !!!

Six greasy tracks of slack-jawed neanderthal rock n' roll blasphemy! For fans of having your teeth knocked out by absurd amounts of chainsaw guitar wank. Professionally dubbed and printed cassette tapes with lyrics. Please CLICK HERE to order. Overseas folks get in touch directly.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Dreaming In Hell" LP - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Brand new full-length studio album from the world's premier regressive rock power trio. Nineteen tracks of hyper-sexual cosmic ultra-thrash punk paranoia and rock n' roll beauty. Earthbourne mutants living to win but dreaming in hell forever. Featuring sights and sounds not helplessly tethered to dull modern genre banality. Anoint your brain and genitals in the fire of SPASTIC AMOEBAS fucking pronto. Direct mailorder gets "Translucent Jade Ejaculate" colored vinyl while supplies last. CLICK HERE to order now. Get in touch directly for overseas orders.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Wheelchair Mutations Revisited" - SOLD OUT.

Limited edition four pannel Digipak Pro-CDR featring nine smokin' hot garage rock and new wave cover songs. All of these tracks were recorded over the last several years and originally appeared on various obscure underground music compilations. Everything has been painstakingly remastered for maximum brain / soul / speaker crushing results. This disc was given out as a free bonus with all orders while supplies lasted but that time has now passed.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS / BRAINSPOTS split cassette - SOLD OUT.

The SPASTIC AMOEBAS annihilation society proudly presents a brand new split cassette tape with Ohio's transcendent sound cavaliers BRAINSPOTS. It's a gelatinous synthesis of godless rock + cosmic fuckery featuring ten minutes of phenomenal new emanations from each band. State-of-the-art cassette tapes featuring music and artwork fabricated by libidinous androids. Heartwarming sci-fi romance for adults only!

V/A "The Absolute Fuckin' Worst Of Backwoods Butcher Records" Compilation CD - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Six savage spools of fast-as-fuck underground blasphemy conveniently collected on one indestructible digital disc. Six brilliant mutations of chainsaw punk rock, unapologetically-ignorant grindcore and abhorrent death thrash presented complete and unedited; each has been properly mastered to accentuate the primitive crushing power of the original recordings. Includes the demo tapes of SKITKATEDRAL, RANCOROUS SLOG, TELEKINETIC DECAPITATION, IGNORANT CORPSE, GAMMA-GERAT and CEMETERY FUNGUS compiled on one meaty slab of skull-pulverizing polycarbonate. The perfect soundtrack for fucking off, dying and remaining dead forever. New artwork by Morbid Mark. OUT NOW!!!

FUNERARY BOX "Belligerent Curses In An Unknown Tongue" Cassette Tape - SOLD OUT.

FUNERARY BOX "Belligerent Curses In An Unknown Tongue" Cassette Tape - Harken hellish obscene choir. Sixteen (mostly) instrumental tracks of ghastly nightmare metal for those adventurous spirits unhindered by slavish boring genre worship. A fitting soundtrack to slipping into the great morbid abyss forever! Includes the cross-crushing anthem “No Apologies For Satan” featuring guest vocals by Dopi of LEPROPHILIAC. It’s the Christian-smashing dance hit of the summer! Pro-printed and dubbed cassettes in a strictly limited edition of who gives a shit?

RANCOROUS SLOG "Irrevocable Loss" Demo - SOLD OUT.

Ten tracks of fast-as-fuck caustic battery slathered in frenetic guitar wank and frantic animosity. Thermonuclear punk rock disaster? Total cut-throat sledgehammer thrash directly up your ass! Professionally duplicated + printed cassette tapes with eye socket sodomizing cover art by Nor Prego.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Hellscape Of Stars" LP - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Brand new studio album featuring twenty chemically-altered hymns of madness! Stand aghast before this towering monolith of superior sounds and mutant concepts freshly forged by next level neo-Satanic regressive rock virtuosos in the brightest burning hellfire. Super-deluxe full-color jacket, double-sided insert and 11" X 18" poster. Color vinyl with two high-quality stickers at no additional cost while supplies last. Start the year by diving headfirst into the abyss. The forbidden path to total unshaven werewolf rock n' roll holocaust awaits! CLICK HERE to order.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Ancestral Mutations Retold" - SOLD OUT.

Six panel foldout Digipak Pro-CDR featuring ten brilliantly-mutated DEVO cover songs plus one sprawling original regressive rock opus that will put your emotional endurance to the test.

TELEKINETIC DECAPITATION "Demo 2021" - SOLD OUT.

 

TELEKINETIC DECAPITATION "Demo 2021"

Suicide by demo tape? Twenty-seven tracks of full-bore Christian-crushing nuclear rock n' roll holocaust. SORE THROAT and HELLHAMMER jerking off to a stack of early GENESIS records in hell but way worse. Uncivilized grindcore for dying mutants. Pro-dubbed + printed cassette tapes. Comes with a cool sticker and the promise of only worse to come.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Spastic Apocalypse" CD - SOLD OUT.

Thirteen brand new mutant rock hits from the most terminally-infectious band in the galaxy. Screaming skull acid punk played at breakneck speeds with terrifying psychedelic sounds engineered to combat the spread of boring genre-core clown jizz! CD includes forty-three bonus tracks from obscure compilations, splits and the original out-of-print demo cassette.

New stuff from ERECTILE DEMENTIA - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Compendium Of Obscenities" CD

The final volume of ERECTILE DEMENTIA's studio discography! Over an hour of fucking horrendous grindcore expertly mutated with sleazy cock rock, venomous punk and corpse-molesting death metal of the ugliest variety. Includes the "Rock N' Roll Abortion" LP, all EPs, splits and obscure compilation tracks released between 2019-2016 plus the previously-unreleased six song final recording session! 12 page insert booklet with artwork and song information. New cover art by Morbid Mark.

GAMMA-GERÄT "Obliteration Blues" Demo Cassette

Hyper-fast hardcore thrash! Ten tracks of furious full-throttle punk rock with kerosene-spewing vocals, savage fret board abuse and unrelenting nuclear battery on broken Christian skulls. Face-ripping shower of bricks recording on pro-dubbed and printed cassette tapes.

CLICK HERE to listen and order a copy today!

SPASTIC AMOEBAS / CROWD SURFERS MUST DIE split cassette - SOLD OUT.

CSMD / SPASTIC AMOEBAS split Cassette - OUT NOW!!!

CROWD SURFERS MUST DIE / SPASTIC AMOEBAS Split Cassette - Dutchtopian noisecore apocalypse cosmonauts lock tentacles with hyper-speed necromantic punk rock freaks! Twenty minutes of brand new studio hysteria from each band. Endless mind-expanding entertainment from deep inside the cosmic vacuum. Professionally dubbed and printed cassettes for maximum high fidelity from another dimension. Not intended for weak ears or boring old turds complaining about format convenience on social media. Enjoy the psychedelic flames of noise or fuck off and asphyxiate in frozen silence for all eternity!

Promotional videos for SPASTIC AMOEBAS “Recreational Racism” and CROWD SURFERS MUST DIE "Total Dismemberment Of The Female Alien" directed by Stumblefuck Kurosawa are also currently available for your viewing discomfort.

New Hits from ERECTILE DEMENTIA, WADGE & SPASTIC AMOEBAS - SOLD OUT.

Hard rock orgy of evil.

Two new future classics hot off the presses! CLICK HERE to order.

ERECTILE DEMENTIA "Festering Future Endeavors" 7" EP - Twenty-four blasts of savage sledgehammer grindcore with a penchant for perverse guitar heroics and other rock n' roll treachery! Unshaven werewolf cock rock made for mutants by mutants.

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / WADGE / SPASTIC AMOEBAS 3-Way split 12" LP - A burning trident of sinister skull penetration! "Multi-Dimensional Sodomy, Electric Bloodlust and Cosmic Curses On Humankind!" delivers a thick n' creamy load of holocaust rock from three of the most deranged underground guerrilla cults on the fucking planet. Ten minutes of brand new studio blasphemy from each band.

"Tremendous American Carnage" Compilation CD - SOLD OUT.

"Tremendous American Carnage" Compilation CD

Crushing collection of the most brutal current grind and noisecore freaks from the grand rotting USA featuring the likes of DEAD FRIENDS, SEWAGE GRINDER, PLF, RANCHO RELAXO, GOWL, SUPPRESSION, VOMIT BREATH, RIDICULOUS TERROR, BRUISED EGO, COUPLE SKATE, REEKING CROSS, DETERIORATION, SULFURIC CAUTERY, LUNK, ERECTILE DEMENTIA, COKSKAR, NEKRO DRUNKZ, HACKSAW, SHORT ORDER and GOD'S AMERICA! Over an hour of horrendous fucking noise recorded exclusively for this compilation. CLICK HERE to order.

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / DEAD FRIENDS split 7" EP - SOLD OUT.

ERECTILE DEMENTIA / DEAD FRIENDS split 7" EP

An unrelenting nuclear fuck-storm of human teeth and blood. Two of the most barbaric virtuosos currently lacing up the boots face off in a skull-molesting death orgy of totally horrendous grindcore entertainment. Sinister eruptions of anti-social terrorism and raw meat await. Sweet fuckin' cadaver of Christ on the cross, dear friends!