MAXIMUMROCKNROLL absolutely loves the new SPASTIC AMOEBAS album.

Rock n' roll history continues as the elite online scholars of cutting-edge punk rock entertainment over at the MRR webzine just can't get enough of the new SPASTIC AMOEBAS album! Bask in the warm glow of their underoo-moistening review of "Dreaming In Hell" by clicking HERE. All three members of SPASTIC AMOEBAS having previously been involved in bands that were slavishly adored by the erudite rebels at MRR in the past, it's comforting to know that some traditions never die!

CSMD live @ Noiseape's 50th birthday party!

Be sure to stop in for a premium celebratory freakout with our favorite cosmic comrade if you happen to be cruising through The Netherlands on May 10th!

Shop temporarily closed. Back in the spring!

TUMESCENT CADAVER "Titillating Remains" Demo Cassette - OUT NOW !!!

Six greasy tracks of slack-jawed neanderthal rock n' roll blasphemy! For fans of having your teeth knocked out by absurd amounts of chainsaw guitar wank. Professionally dubbed and printed cassette tapes with lyrics. Please CLICK HERE to order. Overseas folks get in touch directly.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Dreaming In Hell" LP - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Brand new full-length studio album from the world's premier regressive rock power trio. Nineteen tracks of hyper-sexual cosmic ultra-thrash punk paranoia and rock n' roll beauty. Earthbourne mutants living to win but dreaming in hell forever. Featuring sights and sounds not helplessly tethered to dull modern genre banality. Anoint your brain and genitals in the fire of SPASTIC AMOEBAS fucking pronto. Direct mailorder gets "Translucent Jade Ejaculate" colored vinyl while supplies last. CLICK HERE to order now. Get in touch directly for overseas orders.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Wheelchair Mutations Revisited" - SOLD OUT.

Limited edition four pannel Digipak Pro-CDR featring nine smokin' hot garage rock and new wave cover songs. All of these tracks were recorded over the last several years and originally appeared on various obscure underground music compilations. Everything has been painstakingly remastered for maximum brain / soul / speaker crushing results. This disc was given out as a free bonus with all orders while supplies lasted but that time has now passed.

SPASTIC AMOEBAS / BRAINSPOTS split cassette - SOLD OUT.

The SPASTIC AMOEBAS annihilation society proudly presents a brand new split cassette tape with Ohio's transcendent sound cavaliers BRAINSPOTS. It's a gelatinous synthesis of godless rock + cosmic fuckery featuring ten minutes of phenomenal new emanations from each band. State-of-the-art cassette tapes featuring music and artwork fabricated by libidinous androids. Heartwarming sci-fi romance for adults only!