Wednesday, May 8, 2024

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Dreaming In Hell" LP - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Brand new full-length studio album from the world's premier regressive rock power trio. Nineteen tracks of hyper-sexual cosmic ultra-thrash punk paranoia and rock n' roll beauty. Earthbourne mutants living to win but dreaming in hell forever. Featuring sights and sounds not helplessly tethered to dull modern genre banality. Anoint your brain and genitals in the fire of SPASTIC AMOEBAS fucking pronto. Direct mailorder gets "Translucent Jade Ejaculate" colored vinyl while supplies last. Order NOW. Get in touch directly for overseas orders.

Friday, September 1, 2023

SPASTIC AMOEBAS "Wheelchair Mutations Revisited" - SOLD OUT.

Limited edition four pannel Digipak Pro-CDR featring nine smokin' hot garage rock and new wave cover songs. All of these tracks were recorded over the last several years and originally appeared on various obscure underground music compilations. Everything has been painstakingly remastered for maximum brain / soul / speaker crushing results. This disc was given out as a free bonus with all orders while supplies lasted but that time has now passed.

Friday, October 28, 2022

SPASTIC AMOEBAS / BRAINSPOTS split cassette - SOLD OUT.

The SPASTIC AMOEBAS annihilation society proudly presents a brand new split cassette tape with Ohio's transcendent sound cavaliers BRAINSPOTS. It's a gelatinous synthesis of godless rock + cosmic fuckery featuring ten minutes of phenomenal new emanations from each band. State-of-the-art cassette tapes featuring music and artwork fabricated by libidinous androids. Heartwarming sci-fi romance for adults only!

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

V/A "The Absolute Fuckin' Worst Of Backwoods Butcher Records" Compilation CD - NOW AVAILABLE!!!

Six savage spools of fast-as-fuck underground blasphemy conveniently collected on one indestructible digital disc. Six brilliant mutations of chainsaw punk rock, unapologetically-ignorant grindcore and abhorrent death thrash presented complete and unedited; each has been properly mastered to accentuate the primitive crushing power of the original recordings. Includes the demo tapes of SKITKATEDRAL, RANCOROUS SLOG, TELEKINETIC DECAPITATION, IGNORANT CORPSE, GAMMA-GERAT and CEMETERY FUNGUS compiled on one meaty slab of skull-pulverizing polycarbonate. The perfect soundtrack for fucking off, dying and remaining dead forever. New artwork by Morbid Mark. OUT NOW!!!

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

FUNERARY BOX "Belligerent Curses In An Unknown Tongue" Cassette Tape - SOLD OUT.

FUNERARY BOX "Belligerent Curses In An Unknown Tongue" Cassette Tape - Harken hellish obscene choir. Sixteen (mostly) instrumental tracks of ghastly nightmare metal for those adventurous spirits unhindered by slavish boring genre worship. A fitting soundtrack to slipping into the great morbid abyss forever! Includes the cross-crushing anthem “No Apologies For Satan” featuring guest vocals by Dopi of LEPROPHILIAC. It’s the Christian-smashing dance hit of the summer! Pro-printed and dubbed cassettes in a strictly limited edition of who gives a shit?

Friday, March 11, 2022

RANCOROUS SLOG "Irrevocable Loss" Demo - SOLD OUT.

Ten tracks of fast-as-fuck caustic battery slathered in frenetic guitar wank and frantic animosity. Thermonuclear punk rock disaster? Total cut-throat sledgehammer thrash directly up your ass! Professionally duplicated + printed cassette tapes with eye socket sodomizing cover art by Nor Prego.